"My favorite film line about sushi was from the Madonna movie in 1985 or so, "Desperately Seeking Susan." It's this throwaway line from a cabbie - "I got this s..."
"Kathy and Graham,Thank you. Thank you both. I really want to call and say I'm moving in with "Spike," a Latino anarchist, and having his child - there's your ..."
"My father just offered to (a) pay for me to join online dating, and (b) pay me $5,000 to get married in the next couple of years (presumably toward the wedding,..."
" No, it's not what you think. We were at work, in public, and besides - he's gay. No, it's that sushi always scares me. I'm convinced I'm going to get the pl..."
" I'm not a Twilight fan. I prefer a different, non-sparkly () vamp.I do think people should read, though. If that means Stephenie Meyer, so be it. Better tha..."
"Slow day at work. Coworker has just sent me the link to a Twitter account called "Shit my dad says." Apparently someone wants to make a TV show out of it. I ..."
" The neighbors are having a party, it seems. That's all right, it's Saturday night. What my title refers to is ... you know that Bryan Adams song, "Heaven"? ..."
" The novocain in my jaw is starting to wear off. They gave me a crapload of ibuprofen so I should be good for a few more hours, anyway. Went to the dentist to..."
